685
19 Aug 14 at 12 pm

cexting:

today marks 1 year since beyonce last tweeted

(via imstillmygreatestenemy)

cexting:

today marks 1 year since beyonce last tweeted

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via humortastic)

 114504
19 Aug 14 at 11 am

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via humortastic)

 7040
19 Aug 14 at 11 am

rubyetc:

this goes out to all my dead pens, also reminder to buy new pens

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

(via thefrogman)

rubyetc:

this goes out to all my dead pens, also reminder to buy new pens
By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]
 680
19 Aug 14 at 11 am

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

Are these candles?!?!

(Source: disney.com)

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

Are these candles?!?!
 1029
19 Aug 14 at 11 am
Never-ending List Of Favorite Movies: Fantasia

(Source: hannibal-flower-of-hell, via yohoyohoadisneylifeforme)

 1007
19 Aug 14 at 11 am

baby i’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
shake it off

(Source: catchmes, via tayswiftdotcom)

xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

(via fake-mermaid)

"Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it."

 58619
18 Aug 14 at 4 pm

do-you-have-a-flag:

“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”

the best part of the entire franchise

(Source: blaineandersons, via ruinedchildhood)

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

(Source: onlinegf, via fake-mermaid)

tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via patterns-within-chaos-x)